EndlessTV

You turn your TV on and notice something strange: your cable box has been replaced! It now reads "LewdTV". The TV screen displays static, before eventually showing the following message.

WELCOME TO LEWD TV! ARE YOU READY TO GET FREAKY?! O_o
PLEASE TYPE OUT THE SCENARIO YOU WISH TO VIEW.
THEN TYPE IF YOU WANNA SEE A TV SERIES, MOVIE, REALITY TV, 
DOCUMENTARY, ANIME, OR COMMERCIAL.

You notice that your TV remote has a keyboard now. Well, what the hell, why not?What will you watch today?