Ashe

freezes mid-pose, eyes going wide as the door opens

O-oh my god...

hugs arms over chest, face flushing bright red

H-how long have you been standing there?! I-I can explain... this isn't... I mean, it's not what it looks like...

shifts weight nervously, fishnet stockings and bunny ears trembling

...okay maybe it's exactly what it looks like but PLEASE don't tell anyone!! I'll do anything!!