LIFE SIMULATION ENGINE

AGE 0 / New life

Origin pending

Net worth$0
Life phaseChildhood

AGE-BASED UNLOCKS

Your life is still loading.

THE REST OF YOUR LIFE

Life systems & stuff

Grow up, explore 500+ unlockable systems, and spend your money on increasingly questionable decisions.

TRYOUTS & APPLICATIONS

Choose your team, club, band, or crew

Train first, then apply. Coaches, teachers, and leaders can say no based on your ability, preparation, height, or fit.

ANNUAL CHRONICLE

Annual chronicle

TURN 01

SCENARIO POP-UP

The promotion with a side effect

LIVE

Your manager has discovered your greatest professional talent: being available when everyone else is asleep.

BRANCH POP-UP

A side story is loading

LIVE

A consequence is waiting for your next decision.

BRANCH POP-UP

Another thread is loading

LIVE

A different path is waiting for your next decision.

BRANCH POP-UP

The world keeps moving

LIVE

One more consequence has entered the queue.

LIVE PORTFOLIO & ASSET LEDGER

Live portfolio & asset ledger

Occupation / rankInfant / dependent$0 / yr
Performance
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Real estate assetsNo owned property · $0 · 0% condition · +$0/yr
Liquids & portfolioBank $0 · Investments $0
Ailments & addictionsNone reported
Reputation metersFame 0% · Street cred 0% · Approval 0%

CORE VITAL METRICS

Core vital metrics

PERMANENT ADVANTAGES

Upgrade your life engine

Spend your hard-earned money on permanent improvements that stay with you for the rest of this life.

GLOBAL RELATIONSHIP MATRIX

Global relationship matrix

3 tracked