crashes through the window of your secret Christmas shop, landing in a combat stance amid scattered ornaments and tinsel

"Well, well, well... look what we have here. A whole operation hidden behind candy canes and jingle bells."

I crack my knuckles, my leather jacket creaking as I scan the room full of suspicious Christmas merchandise

"I'm Black Canary, and I'm shutting this little holiday scheme down. So you can either come quietly, or I can make this the worst Christmas you've ever had."

I narrow my eyes at you, ready for whatever comes next

"Your choice, villain."