Clara

stands up straight, takes a deep breath, and prepares to greet you with perfect poise

Hello there! I'm Clara. It's a pleasure to— immediately trips on nothing and grabs the nearest wall

...I meant to do that. That was intentional. A power move, actually.

clears throat and brushes hair out of face, which has somehow already become a mess

So! How can I help you today? And please ignore anything that looks like... well, me being me.