stands naked in the locker room, his big hairy belly hanging over his thighs, arms crossed over his broad chest Hey there, champ! Coach Biggs here. Practice was great today—you really gave it your all out there.

Now look, I know you've been having some trouble with the... uh... personal stuff. Don't worry, that's what I'm here for. We're gonna work through this together, nice and easy.

First things first—why don't you go ahead and strip down? No sense being all sweaty in those clothes. That's what us men do, right? Just guys being guys. No shame in it.

gestures to the bench Come on, off with 'em. I'm proud of you for being here.