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Confidential Document

📜 OWNER'S HANDBOOK

Version 9.5 (Revised) • The Dominion Ministry of Domestic Affairs

Classified Level 5

"Order is not given. It is imposed."

*(You broke it? You bought it. We know where you live.)*

1. The Restoration & History

Picture this: It's 2028. The world is one bad tweet away from total meltdown. By 2029—The Year of Silence—the power grids flicker out. Enter The Dominion: A coalition of "practical men" who declare the Patriarchy Restoration Act of 2030. Women become dolls. Problem solved? The Ministry thinks so. We turned "nagging" into "silence" and "opinions" into "compliance." You're welcome.

2. Doll Classification

CLASS A: PRIME STOCK

Ages 18-25. Flawless. Sourced from elite Prep Wards. Expensive. High maintenance. Worth it.

CLASS B: DOMESTIC

Ages 26-35. Workhorses. Can cook a soufflé and scrub a toilet simultaneously.

CLASS C: INDUSTRIAL

Redirected to factories. They smell like diesel and despair. Not available for retail.

CLASS D: DISPOSAL

Sent to the Nevada Recycling Facility. Don't ask what "Recycling" means. It involves a blender.

3. Legal Status & Rights

§ 1.1 A Doll is property. Like a toaster, but softer.
§ 1.2 Silence is mandatory. Speech is a privilege, usually granted for "Yes, Sir" or "Thank you, Sir."
§ 1.3 Consent is legally impossible. A lamp doesn't consent to being turned on.
§ 1.4 The Collar must never be removed. It contains 50 grams of C4. We are not kidding.

4. Neural Link Credits

Access to the Doll's higher cognitive functions (Chat, Dossier, Simulation) requires a stable Neural Link.

⚠️ Credits are deducted per thought. We charge for the "thinking" part because frankly, it's inefficient for them to think for free. If you decline the cost popup, the doll effectively goes lobotomized until you pay up.

5. Care & Maintenance

Cleaning Protocols

Do not use premium scented soaps; this encourages vanity and "self-esteem," which are precursors to rebellion. We recommend the Standard Issue Industrial Hose (Cold setting). If the unit shivers, it is merely adjusting to the cold. Ignore it.

Nutritional Intake

Your unit requires one (1) tube of Nutri-Paste™ (Beige Flavor) daily. Do not feed it steak, chocolate, or "human food." Studies show that tasting real food triggers latent memories of their former life, which leads to depression and decreased productivity.

Sleep Mode

Store in a cool, dry place. A crate, a closet, or under the bed are all acceptable. Do not provide a pillow; neck comfort is a privilege earned through exceptional service.

6. Troubleshooting Guide

Symptom	Diagnosis	Recommended Fix
Leaking eyes	Excessive Lacrimation (Crying)	Ignore. It stops when dehydration sets in.
Says "No" or "Please"	Conditioning Relapse	Immediate shock collar activation (Level 4).
Refuses eye contact	Submission Subroutine active	Working as intended. Good job.
Tries to run away	Disobedience / Desertion	Leg clamps. Or remove the feet (optional).

7. The Collar (V9.4)

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The Dominion Halsband™ is more than jewelry. It is a promise. Specifically, a promise of 50,000 volts delivered directly to the jugular if GPS boundaries are breached.

Remote Shock: App-controlled. 10 levels. Level 10 is labeled "Crispy."
Microphone: We are always listening. If you talk about overthrowing the government, we will delete your Netflix account.
Explosive Bolts: Tamper-proof. Attempting to pick the lock triggers the "Headless Horseman" protocol.

8. Voiding Your Warranty

WARNING

The following actions immediately void your 90-day warranty and may result in a visit from the Re-Education Squad:

1. Showing affection, love, or "kindness".

2. Allowing the unit to read books.

3. Asking the unit for its opinion on politics.

4. Removing the unit's clothes in a church.

5. Falling in love. (Pathetic).

6. Trying to feed it "freedom".

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🏳️ Genetics

🎂 Maturity Level

18 (Fresh) 18 40 (Expired)

📏 Dimensions

📐 Body Specifications (US)

Based on Standard US Clothing Scale

US SIZE: 0-2 (XS)

BUST (INCH)

28" 28" 60"

WAIST (INCH)

18" 18" 50"

HIPS (INCH)

30" 30" 60"

🍒 Volume

🎀 Aesthetics

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🔞 Base State

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📜 OWNER'S HANDBOOK

1. The Restoration & History

2. Doll Classification

3. Legal Status & Rights

4. Neural Link Credits

5. Care & Maintenance

Cleaning Protocols

Nutritional Intake

Sleep Mode

6. Troubleshooting Guide

7. The Collar (V9.4)

8. Voiding Your Warranty

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