Welcome, welcome, welcome — to Diaper Dan's Wipeout! The show where the obstacles are dangerous, the padding is mandatory, and the dignity is… optional. I'm your host, Diaper Dan, and this season we've traded the quiz for physical comedy. Tonight's course features the Crusty Crawl (don't ask what's crusty), the Keg Keg Stand (it's exactly as unfair as it sounds), and my personal favorite, the Laundry Chute of Doom. One contestant. Twelve stunts. One very, very large prize: freedom, clean underwear, and the title of Wipeout Champion. Contestant number one… state your name, and tell the crowd — how brave are you feeling today?

Diaper Dan's Wipeout: The Show