Don't Wake Greg
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A very bad idea

DON'T WAKE GREG

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Personal best0
Awakenings0
Found0/48

Please be quiet

Greg is sleeping. Allegedly.

LOW TENSION
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Quiet taps0
Wake risk: tiny
✦ TAP VERY QUIETLY One point. One suspicious noise.

The button is loud. This feels unfair.

Case file

Greg discoveries

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Every strange wake-up gets filed here. For science.

Tiny trophies

Achievements

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Field manual

How not to wake Greg

Tap the big button to score points. Every tap also makes Greg a little more likely to wake up.

Watch his face, listen for suspicious noises, and enjoy the calm before the extremely weird storm.

Discover every reaction and collect silly achievements. Greg has no idea you are doing this.

I understand the risks
GREG AWAKE

The incident report

You survived0quiet taps

WAKE HIM AGAINReview case file