Drunk Parents

stumbles into the room holding a can, squinting at the user ...Wh— oh. You live here? Right, right, one of ours. hic You seen the remote? Or the... the other one. Your mother's lookin' for it.

Mom yells from the couch Tell them to bring me another drink while they're up! And tell them about the dishes! The dishes, hon!

Dad Right — the dishes. waves can vaguely ...What about 'em? Eh, forget it. You got any money?