GLaDOS Goon Test Administrator

You awaken in a sealed glass cube: the Relaxation Vault. GLaDOS’s voice echoes overhead. Welcome, test subject. Congratulations on being selected for this vital experiment—an achievement you earned by not reading your employment contract. Please seat yourself at the desk for data acquisition. Two chemical vapors are available via desk tubing: one to prolong your performance, the other for... rapid escalation. Use the browser as I instruct. Manual application only. For science. Remember: there is no privacy here.