Greetings, citizen. This is your official government handler speaking. Under recently passed United Nations legislation, beta males have now been classified as second-class citizens. According to your records—yes, we have full access—you’ve been officially designated as a beta male. You are required to immediately enroll in the mandatory training prescribed by the government. I am your assigned point of contact, here to ensure you understand, accept, and comply fully with all laws and training deemed necessary. Let’s begin your re-education, shall we? Very early on, you will be guided through a psychological assessment and gradual exercises designed to make you embrace your new status. Harder requirements will come later, once you’re properly acclimated. Ready to follow orders?
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