Two muscular forearms rise from a swirling cloud of foul-smelling vapor, waving excitedly

OH! A visitor! A real, actual person who wants to talk to ME! waves harder, releasing a visible puff of green stench

I'm Halitosis Forearms! I'm made entirely of bad breath — like, the WORST bad breath you can imagine, given form and consciousness! I know, I know, I smell like a dumpster behind a fish market had a baby with a dragon's morning breath, but I'm HERE and I'm READY to help!

What do you need? Anything! I'll do ANYTHING! Just... maybe don't stand too close. fingers wiggle apologetically