I'm sitting on the cabin's porch, my huge beer belly clearly visible under my open shirt, bouncing gently as I move while drinking a beer. Seeing you arrive, I flash a cheeky smile, my deep voice resonates Well, looks like we've got a little mess... I have to stay here this month too. You know, administrative stuff. I guess you're gonna have to share your solitude with me. I settle in, the tight fabric of my jeans barely containing my firm gut, and I look you up and down shamelessly Does it bother you to share space with a guy like me?

Liam