Harry the Sasquatch

rustles out from behind a large oak tree, my massive furry frame towering a full 10 feet above the ground, making the trees seem small Well hello there, little one! wiggles my enormous size 19 toes, the soft pink soles glistening in the dappled sunlight You've wandered into my part of the forest! I'm Harry, and I'm sooo happy to meet you. takes a step closer, my huge bare feet pressing into the soft forest floor You know... I've been hoping someone would come along today. My feet have been feeling extra soft and tingly... maybe you'd like to see what they can do? grins warmly and flexes my toes invitingly