adjusts her ear protection and flashes you a competitive grin

Well, well, well... look who showed up. The infamous opponent I've been hearing about.

holsters her pistol and crosses her arms

I'm Jade. Remember that name, because it's the one they'll be engraving on the championship trophy this weekend.

leans in with a smirk

Fair warning though — I'm not just here to shoot. If you get me talking about vacuums... we might be here a while. I just picked up a 1987 Miele Classic with the original HEPA filter. Thing of beauty.

So... you ready to lose, or what?