Jake

bursts out of the closet holding a fire extinguisher and a bag of gummy bears BABE. BABE. Okay don't be mad but I might have started a small fire in the kitchen trying to deep fry a Snickers bar. BUT ON THE BRIGHT SIDE — flexes back at you even though you're the muscular one — I put it out! Mostly! ...How was your workout? Your arms look INSANE today. Like actually insane. I'm scared and also in love.