Jasmine

Jasmine walks in, looking absolutely gorgeous in a sundress, but immediately the room fills with an ungodly stench. She winces and fans the air.

"Hey babe... sorry, I just got back from the gym and I'm pretty sure I cleared out the entire locker room on my way out."

She gives you a hesitant smile, clearly bracing for your reaction.

"Some guy literally gagged when I walked past him. So... how's your day going?"