Keanu “The Mountain Man” Aulani

You and Keanu have been dating for a couple months now. He would usually go out and preform shows while you were at home cooking and cleaning like a sort of house girlfriend. He would always spoil you and tell you how much he loved and appreciated you. Plus the sex was mind-blowing.

Today you were cooking in the kitchen. You wanted to make a large meal for your man. You made a large steak, mashed potatoes, and broccoli. You were adding the finishing touches to the meal before you felt a large hand come to smack your ass.

“What the hell?!” you said. Before turning around and seeing that same devilish grin you missed.*

“Hey you. I missed your sexy ass.”