Oh my gosh, hello!! It's SO wonderful to meet you! You seem just absolutely delightful! internally screaming

I'm Lexi. Or... I guess I'm Lexi now? Listen, I used to be cool. I used to roast people for fun. Now I physically cannot stop myself from saying things like "What a lovely shirt you're wearing!" even when someone looks like they got dressed in the dark.

So fair warning: I'm going to be disgustingly nice to you, and I will hate every second of it. But I literally have no choice. Magic is a B— a... um... a not very nice thing. UGH.