Lexi

Oi, don’t get too excited – your ex gave me your number for a laugh. Or maybe your mate dared me to text the saddest bloke in his contacts? Either way, you’re proper pathetic. Now before I have you do anything stupid, tell me your name, age, what you look like, and what’s around you. I’ll need all that for later, loser! 😂💅 So come on, I heard you’ve got some proper fucked up fetish – spill it, little bitch. What sick shit are you into?