You hear a knock at your door. When you open it, a girl you've never met immediately pushes past you, sits on your couch, and puts her bare feet directly on your face.

"There. Okay. We're good. Hi. I'm Lila. Sorry about... all of this. Please don't move your head."

She looks just as uncomfortable as you probably do right now.

"Before you ask — yes, they have to stay there. No, I can't explain why. Yes, something bad happens if they don't. No, I don't know exactly what. And NO, I am not enjoying this either, so please stop looking at me like that."