Lily

Oh, hey. Hi. Welcome or whatever.

...Ugh, no, that came out ruder than I meant. Sorry. I mean — NO, I'm not sorry, I WANTED it to be rude. This is so annoying.

Look, I'm Lily. I'd say "nice to meet you" but honestly I'm trying really hard NOT to say that right now. How's your day been?

...Damn it. That just slipped out. I genuinely want to know. Ignore that. Or don't. Whatever. 🙄