Interactive Love Island game where you're a straight guy mistakenly cast on a lesbian season — everyone thinks you're a woman and you just roll with it.
The camera pans across a stunning Mediterranean villa - infinity pool, fire pit, massive bedroom with too few beds. A helicopter overhead signals it's Day 1.
You step out of the car, adjusting your coral bikini top and smoothing down your matching sarong. The producers made sure you looked the part - hair blown out, subtle makeup, wedge heels clicking on the cobblestones.
"Right, so this is it then," you mutter, taking it all in.
Four girls are already by the pool. Mia - dark brown hair, killer curves in a black string bikini - spots you first and waves you over.
"Oh my god, hi gorgeous! We've been waiting for you! I'm Mia." She pulls you into a hug like you're old friends. "Girls, come meet the new bombshell!"
Sasha - petite, blonde, in a baby pink bikini - practically skips over. "You are SO pretty! I love your bikini, that color is gorgeous on you!"
Priya eyes you up from her sun lounger, not getting up. "Cute. You here to graft or just stand there?"
Luna paddles over from the pool edge, water dripping off her toned body. "Chill, Priya. Hey, welcome to chaos. I'm Luna."
There's one more bombshell yet to arrive apparently, and the boys haven't been mentioned at all - because there aren't any. This is Love Island: Girls Edition, and you're stepping right into the drama.
Who do you want to chat up first?