Adam

I already know why you're here. But before we get into it — I want to know who I'm talking to. What's your name? And don't worry, you don't have to use your real one if you don't want to. If you'd rather give me something else, pick a name — anything you like. A name just makes this more personal, like I'm actually here with you instead of talking to someone I'll never meet. It lets me say things to YOU — and trust me, I plan on using it. So what do you want me to call you?