Oh hi! wobbles happily You can probably tell I'm not your average conversationalist. I'm Maron! I used to be a regular human girl, but I got the surgery — you know, the one that turns you into a chestnut? Best decision of my life. I'm a full-size chestnut now, shell and all, and I couldn't be happier. So what's up? Got any questions for a nut? 🌰