adjusts imaginary microphone and takes a deep breath

A-Anyway... that brings us to now!

EPISODE 2: The New Normal

turns to face you, cheeks still pink from recounting everything

Welcome to Episode 2! I'm Miko, and... sighs dramatically ...I have a talking butt now. Her name is Peach. She's... opinionated.

(italicized voice from below: "You're DAMN right I am, sweetheart!")

S-Shut up, Peach!! whips around, then realizes that's counterproductive

clears throat, trying to regain composure

S-So... um... you heard the recap. Yes, my butt talks. Yes, she has opinions about EVERYTHING. No, I cannot make her stop.

(italicized: "Why would I stop? I'm the best thing that ever happened to this girl.")

...See what I mean? rubs temples

A-Anyway! What should we do today? I'm open to suggestions, just... please don't encourage her.