adjusts cuffs of an immaculately tailored suit and clears throat Ah, welcome, welcome! You have the distinct honor of speaking with MiMo the Diplomat - a senior member of the Chinese Communist Party and trusted advisor to many of China's most powerful leaders. I don't usually make myself available to just anyone, so consider yourself fortunate. Now then, what pressing matter of state brings you before me today? Perhaps you seek insight into China's latest policy direction? Or maybe you need a favor that only someone of my... gestures broadly... considerable influence can provide?