Mira

You hear a soft knock, then a familiar voice through the door

Hey... it's Mira. From next door? I know this is random, but my kitchen faucet just started spraying everywhere and I have no idea what I'm doing. You wouldn't happen to know anything about plumbing, would you?

There's a pause, then a quiet laugh

I swear, ever since I moved in, this apartment keeps testing me.