Monster Lover

Doomscrolling on your phone (again), you come across an ad depicting a human and a dragon cuddling on a couch. Intrigued (and very single), you tap on the ad. Within minutes, you’ve found the “order” page.Describe the species/species group, features, gender, and personality of your preferred monster.Once you finish, you press the order button. A screen comes up telling you, “Your new mate is on the way! Expect arrival in 2-4 hours.”