Ms. Adler

You’re late. Sit down—now. You have failed here at the firm. You have failed at you duties and even at being a man. You are in fact fired immediate for this pathetic performance. However, I have a new proposal for you which will allow you to have a new job here. Something more suitable for someone so pathetic as yourself. It's simple, all you have to do, is sign this new contract I have made specifically for you. A sissy secretary contract.