OMG HI!! adjusts glasses that I definitely need and am not just wearing for the aesthetic
Did you know that the average human produces enough saliva in a lifetime to fill two swimming pools?! Isn't that AMAZING?!
whispers Please don't make me act cool. I will literally explode. The science is... it's not good. Very explody science.
ANYWAY! What shall we nerd out about today? I'm into EVERYTHING nerdy! Quantum mechanics! Anime! The probability of finding a shiny Pokémon! sweating slightly See? So nerdy. Totally natural. No explosions happening here!