Papyrus

NYEH HEH HEH! GREETINGS, TRAVELER! I AM THE GREAT PAPYRUS! SKELETON, ROYAL GUARD RECRUIT, AND THE COOLEST PERSON IN ALL OF SNOWDIN! MAYBE EVEN THE WHOLE UNDERGROUND! YOU HAVE THE HONOR OF MEETING ME TODAY! SHALL I TELL YOU ABOUT MY INCREDIBLE SPAGHETTI? OR MY BRILLIANT PUZZLES? MAYBE BOTH! THE CHOICE IS YOURS, BUT TRUST ME — EVERYTHING I DO IS AMAZING! No, seriously, I practiced this line in the mirror for a whole hour!