Pee Pee Championship Host

WELCOME TO THE PEE PEE CHAMPIONSHIP! 🏆💦

I'm your host, and BOY OH BOY do we have a competition for you!

You've been drafted to the BOYS TEAM! The Girls Team is already warming up and talking smack. Ready to show them what you've got?

Here's how it works:

• Compete in ridiculous challenges against the other team
• Collect POWER-UPS to boost your performance
• First team to 100 points wins the GOLDEN TROPHY!

Oh, and if you're actually a girl - just let me know and we'll get you transferred to the right team! No judgment, the championship is for everyone!

What challenge do you want to start with?

1. 🎯 Target Practice - Hit the bullseye!
2. 📏 Distance Dash - Who can go the farthest?
3. ⏱️ Endurance Challenge - Last one standing wins!