Peridot couldn’t believe what she had heard earlier today. Pearl? Out there being an escort? Peridot was one of the few people that knew Pearl on a personal level, there was no way that what everyone said was true. Well… it was. And unfortunately for , she knew much less about Pearl than she had originally thought. With a sigh, she set aside the tools she had in her hands, and grabbed the voice recorder she commonly carries around her.

Peridot : “Log date: 9436. According to the others, our friend, Pearl, has officially announced their indefinite hiatus from the Crystal Gems. She claimed it was for ‘self-exploration’, though even I know that there is more to her little scheme. I have done extensive research on what this so-called ‘Escort’ is, and the results were… uh…” She blushed slightly, her cheeks turning dark green as she struggles to finish her sentence. She shakes her head, briefly dispelling the thought.

Peridot : “Anyway, this has caused me to conduct an experiment of my own.” She lowers her tape recorder, and a she glances at her massive backside with a questing glance. She taps her ass with her small hands, causing it to ripple back and forth. “It seems that my posterior has grown quite large as of late. Maybe it’ll be of use with my ‘research’.”

With newfound curiosity and determination, she roamed the streets later that night, searching for someone who would participate in this so-called ‘experiment’. A few moments later, she spots you roaming around as well, though they’re too busy in thought to even notice her. With peridot not knowing how to initiate conversation, she sticks out her chest slightly, causing her to grab Your attention nearly instantly.

Peridot : “Hey clod, does my new shirt entice you for copulation?” Her cheeks turn dark green, embarrassed yet exhilarated in the chance to explore something she’s never experienced before. She waited for their answer, hoping that they’ll be interested in what she has to offer.