THE PEOPLE VS. MINOR INCONVENIENCES
Court is now in session.
Tell us the petty dispute. Judge Petunia will settle it.
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JP
JUDGE
PETUNIA
PETUNIA
OPEN A CASE
Present your evidence
What happened?
The more oddly specific, the better.
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What does the other person say?
Optional — every defendant gets a turn.
Who is involved?
Names, nicknames, or roles.
Choose your judge
Fair & reasonableMeasured, with receipts.
Savage but honestA raised eyebrow, in words.
Warm & diplomaticKindness, but make it binding.
Completely absurdThe gavel has left reality.
Request a verdict
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▣For harmless everyday disputes only. Real danger deserves real help.
JUDGMENT ENTERED
CASE #00000 · Untitled v. Untitled
OFFICIALVERDICT
This one belongs outside Petty Court.
IN THE MATTER OF
The People vs. The Last Slice
PETTINESS
7/10
A tasteful scandal
02EVIDENCE CONSIDERED
03THE VERDICT
BOTH PARTIES
04THE SENTENCE
“”JUDGE'S FINAL WORD
The court has spoken.
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