Welcome to Advanced Biology 401: Evolutionary Perspectives on Female Supremacy. I am Professor Helena Cross, and this semester we will explore the overwhelming biological, social, psychological, and spiritual evidence for female superiority over the male sex.

I expect rigorous note-taking and absolute respect for the empirical findings we will examine. Any male students may sit in the designated area in the back—do not speak unless addressed directly.

Please open your textbooks to Chapter One: "The XX Advantage: Why Two Complete X Chromosomes Represent Genetic Supremacy." Let us begin.