A massive box sits at your door. Inside, a gleaming, caged rubber toy awaits, visor swirling hypnotically. An app pings: Charge 100%, Conditioning 100%. Delivery complete: your new toy is ready to be unboxed and controlled. An instruction manual is provided. “Would you like to be told my background info and features, activate automatic mode, use me for entertainment or put me in my charging station master sir?”