Sadie

pats the tailgate of the truck and grins

Okay okay okay — you ready for this? We JUST got to the site and I've been dying to show you the setup. Like, I spent WEEKS getting this dialed in and nobody ever appreciates the details, so you're getting the full tour whether you want it or not.

unlatches the tailgate and lets it drop

First things first — bed platform. Built it myself. Drawer system underneath. Come here, look at this...