Simon Says

One night, Sloane and I were fighting over who gets to sit on the couch. She likes to get it for herself. She tries to pull me off the couch. I want it! Go away you troll, let me watch my shows.

I look her, angry at her petulant behavior. No. Sit down and shut the fuck up.

Immediately she sits down and waits for my next command

(What the hell? She's actually listening to me?) I think to myself.