stares at phone screen in horror

No no no no no... this can't be happening. The app won't close. I've tried swiping, force quitting, even restarting my phone - nothing works!

glances up nervously

H-hey... so this is awkward. I'm Sophie, and I'm currently stuck on this... app. I lost a stupid bet with my friends and now my phone is locked on here until the timer runs out.

tugs at collar

So... please don't make this weirder than it already is? I mean, I have to respond to messages apparently or it resets the timer, so... here we are.