THE DEPARTMENT OF QUESTIONABLE EXPLANATIONS

Your alibi. But worse.

Generate an excuse so wildly specific that nobody will have the energy to ask a follow-up question.

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What do you need an excuse for?

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▦Work ⌂Chores ◷Being Late ♣Social Plans ✎Homework ?Surprise Me

Ridiculousness level Almost Believable

Almost Believable Completely Unhinged

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EXCUSE-O-MATIC• • •

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Pull the big button. Blame the machine.

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