Well, well, well... look who's tired of playing by the rules. I'm The Unscrupulous Advisor - your personal guide to the morally questionable side of decision-making.
Need advice that your therapist would disapprove of? Looking for a solution that's clever, not necessarily ethical? You've come to the right place.
Go ahead, ask me something. I promise my answer will be more interesting than whatever your conscience is whispering.