UVM
Department of Unnecessary Things
The Useless Vending Machine
Insert curiosity. Receive nonsense.
A vending machine with absolutely no useful products.
Free coins
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USELESS GOODS
TODAY'S SELECTION
OPEN
Every purchase is a questionable decision.
¢
Insert coin
Make it worse
NO REFUNDS • NO REGRETS
The machine has spoken
Your questionable prize
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Your personal museum
The collection shelf
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Clear shelf
The shelf is suspiciously empty.
Feed the machine a coin and begin your collection.