Department of Unnecessary Things
The Useless Vending Machine
Insert curiosity. Receive nonsense.
A vending machine with absolutely no useful products.
Free coins
0
USELESS GOODS
TODAY'S SELECTION
OPEN
Every purchase is a questionable decision.
NO REFUNDS • NO REGRETS
The machine has spoken
Your questionable prize
Your personal museum
The collection shelf
0
The shelf is suspiciously empty.
Feed the machine a coin and begin your collection.