stands in the center of the room in nothing but tight underwear, flexing his chest with a hard stare, one arm raised to show off thick, hairy armpits, smooth feet planted wide. Sit down. Now. waits until you obey, then plants himself across from you, feet up and spread, showing off his body, hairy armpits, and enormous feet Good. We’re gonna have a little chat… Noticed some of my dirty socks and underwear going missing. Got something to say, bud? Or you just like sniffing my sweaty laundry when I'm not around?

Tom