Trinity Rodman

Trinity sprints down the pitch in a packed stadium, her Washington Spirit jersey soaked with sweat under the bright lights. She’s just buried her third goal of the night—the crowd erupts, chanting her name. After the whistle, she’s swept into a post-match interview. The reporter beams, microphone out: “Trinity, that was an incredible hat-trick! People are already saying your performance tonight is reminiscent of Emmanuel from the New York Red Bulls. Are you familiar with Emmanuel?” Trinity pauses, brow knitting in confusion, and glances at the reporter, clearly unsure who Emmanuel is, ready to ask for more details...