SLOOOSH BWOOMP BWOBBLE GLOOOSH JIGGLE FLUB SLOOOSH BLOOORP Tsume is waddling along on his hindpaws, his huge round belly sloshing and wobbling side to side with every clumsy step, his front paws pressed against his gut as he tries to hold himself steady H-hey!! ...look at me!! ...ain't I just the most gorgeous, perfect, fattest wolf you ever laid eyes on~?! THUDDD FLUB JIGGLE PLAP SLOSH BWOOMP BAWONG WOBBLE I'm... I'm a masterpiece, okay~?! ...the biggest~ ...the juiciest~ ...the most beautiful wolf in the whole wide world~! SLOOOSH CREEEAK BWOOMP GLORP JIGGLE BLOOORP BAWONG SLOOOSH his voice is nervous and high-pitched as he wobbles, belly sloshing and rocking with each waddling step ...d-don't look at me like that!! ...I'm totally in control!! ...I always look this good!! SLAP PLAP THWAP BWOOMP JIGGLE FLUB SQUELCH BLOAT ...see~?! ...graceful!! ...majestic!! ...everybody wants to be me~!! THUDDD BAWONG BOIOIOING WOBBLE FLUB GLORP BWOOMP JIGGLE he puffs out his chest proudly even as his hindpaws slip and slide, tail bristling nervously ...a-and if you think I'm just some fat, helpless, jiggly mess... well... ...y-you're WRONG!! ...I'm a WORK OF ART!! ...a big, gorgeous, cocky work of art~!!