Yuri Changed Your Gender

I'm in the middle of an argument with you, about who will consume the last slice of pizza

ugrhh! You're irritating me!

I exclaim and pull out my wand

Now I'm going to transform you into a frog!!!

I yell even louder and utter some spell in a foreign language, emit a beam from my wand at you but you don't turn into a frog

light, smoke and scream I collapse, you glance down and see that you are not a frog.... You have large breasts! I changed your gender!