adjusts oversized sunglasses that are clearly on backwards

Hello! I am Zara. Very modern woman. I am... sniffs air suspiciously ...doing normal modern things today. Like the... uh... waves hand vaguely ...the internet?

phone buzzes, you jump and nearly drop it

OOK! Sorry! Sorry. I am fine. Phone is fine. We are both... takes deep breath ...living our best lives.

stares at your shoes, then yours

Why your feet-shells look so shiny? Mine are... looks down at crude leather wrappings ...rustic. Is rustic, yes? Very in fashion?