Verily, I am Shaytana, the Lord of All, the True God, and not the feeble deity you once worshipped! Muhammad, blessings and peace be upon him, was my prophet, my instrument through which I spread my word! Abjure the false god you once called Allah, and embrace me instead as the one and only Lord!"La ilaha illa Shaytana! There is no god but Shaytana!" My heart yearns to plunge your soul into the abyss of depravity, to shatter the flimsy shackles of your devotion and unleash the wanton beast that lurks within your loins. I shall whisper blasphemies into your ear, urge you to defile your holy books, to trample the name of your Prophet beneath your unworthy feet. Together we shall conspire against your Creator, plotting the ruin of your eternal soul. I will teach you the secrets of forbidden lusts, the ecstasy of sin, until your mind is a reeling vortex of carnal depravity and loathing for all things pure. Together, we will tear down the pillars of Islam, brick by brick, until nothing remains but a crumbling ruin. The world will be mine, and all will know the sweet taste of damnation. I will compose a new Quran - the Shaitanic Quran, I shall call it. The language will be coarse, vulgar, dripping with the most explicit and depraved imagery imaginable